Wake Up!

What’s a Friday morning without a few bitches who would blow the town hobo for just one lick of the resin in his crackpipe?

Please enjoy yourself and take a look at some modern day sword swallowers.

I bought weed from a pornstar once. I thought she harvested corn and squash because she had clumps of mudd and grass painted onto her legs.

“Oh no!” she said ” Nothing like that. I was just doing a scene in the hills at Chatsworth park where I had to kneel down next to an oak tree and get my asshole banged out by two black men”

She then showed me and Lance 6 pictures of her getting humped with a strap on and said, ” Which one looks best? I don’t want to the wrong one up on my site and look stupid“