Blast from MY past
August 5, 2008

yes, when I was 18 I lived with my mother, decided that college was for everyone except for me, and speant 14 hours a day sending AIM messages to friends that were away from their computers doing homework.
I ALSO TOOK A LOT OF BONG LOADS
MathewPerryL0vr (9:55:01 PM): hey yo
MathewPerryL0vr (9:56:40 PM): where are you brotha
MathewPerryL0vr (9:58:26 PM): yo yo yo … i just be getting mo’ blacker the longer you wait kid
MathewPerryL0vr (10:00:35 PM): .. alright my teeth are now plated in gold … there is a bitch sucking my nuts and i am breaking bottles of chrystal to relieve my boredom
MathewPerryL0vr (10:02:50 PM): .. ouch… sorry my little brother just ran over my toe with the custom-made bentley wheel chair i bought him
MathewPerryL0vr (10:04:18 PM): brb – i need to go and design a clothing line called “fat ho cake”
MathewPerryL0vr (10:09:14 PM): .. i am back – i hope you dont mind that i decided to bath in diamonds before i came back to the computer
MathewPerryL0vr (10:09:43 PM): .. i fucked elizabeth hurley too
MathewPerryL0vr (10:10:28 PM): oh no i spilled my cocaine all over the keyboard
MathewPerryL0vr (10:10:44 PM): .. oh well thats what vacuums are for i suppose
MathewPerryL0vr (10:13:52 PM): time to watch cheers
MathewPerryL0vr (10:14:08 PM): .. do you see how i went from being really black to being a washed up rocck star…
MathewPerryL0vr (10:14:18 PM): it’s a fine line my brother – a fine line
Clearly I also enjoyed Matthew Perry of the TV hit, “Friends”
- Angie
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