Wake up!

IMPORTANT MESSAGE :

I was busted by the internet vagina picture feds. Apparently Lindsay Lohan’s poon is public domain but other celebrities don’t want their labia on my blog.

You can find More degraded sluts exposing themselves on my new blog.

This morning I give you three rare pigment sensations with exposed chichi’s and

the need for some black tar Heroine.

SHAMELESS CARROT-TOPPED HOOKERS.

Now that you have a rock-hard cock and you want to blow your load in just about anything that has a freckley back and a wet hole, I advice you to “take a mean caca in the company bathroom”

Just make sure not to skizz on the bathroom wall. People notice that shit and it makes them feel strange and uncomfortable.

On the other hand, a splatter of your semen on the wall would take the heat off the chubby guy in accounting who puts his poop-poop paper in the waste basket instead of in the toilet.

It’s your call.

-Belafonte