ARIA GIOVANNI

eat up.

All of the links in this post go to free rentals for my personal favorite Aria movies but some of the links go to lists of Aria movies so you can pick your own smut if you know what you like.

Happy Friday, Masturbaters.

All of the links in this post go to free rentals for my personal favorite Aria movies but some of the links go to lists of Aria movies so you can pick your own smut if you know what you like.

Happy Friday, Masturbaters.

A MONKEY DOING TEE TEE INTO HIS OWN MOUTH!

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All links in this post go to free Taylor Rain DVD rentals and movie lists

I love Brad Pitt with all of my heart, body, and soul. All of my being and everything that I am is in love with his chiseled jaw and washboard abs

but do you want to know what I love EVEN MORE than heart-throb ,do-it-machine Brad Pitt

Never having to see the movie Troy again for the rest of my life.

I have been dick-crazy obsessed with Brad Pitt ever since I bought Legends of the fall from the $5 DVD bin at Walmart last month. So, what have I been doing for the last 4 weeks?

buying every Brad Pitt movie that exists in our universe… including the epic shitfest: TROY

MAYBE if you are one of the many americans who suffers from a combination of blindness, deafness, and slight retardation- I recommend that you go to your local Blockbuster and rent Troy. ….otherwise save your seven dollars and do something equally entertaining .. such as changing all the lightbulbs in your house and waiting for them to burn out

I guess you can’t win them all.

But if you can sit through the 5 all star celebrities putting on phony english accents for the first 3 and 1/2 hours .. the sex scene is so hot it will make your nipples swell up and fall off.

Don’t ask yourself why in 1988 a group of nine 6 -year-old children lived in a land made of fattening desserts. Just enjoy this happy little song about happy little Strawberry Land and remember that your childhood is over- but if you do the right drugs, you can watch this clip and be right back in your childhood living room eating gushers and learning phrases like, “bite me”.

If you enjoy bootleg copies of old TV shows that make you smile and sing silly songs about strawberry cakes and rainbow land .. I suggest you go <a href=”http://www.imissmytvshow.com”>here</a>.I am in no way affiliated with this site but I have speant over $300 buying crap that I don’t need from it and I feel like you deserve to do the same.

Some of the titles that they offer are:

Rocko’s Modern Life

Snorks

Strawberry Shortcake

Daria

The original X-MEN

and a lot of other junk that you will surely need in order to be happy.

They wreak of Bath & Bodyworks cucumber melon body spray ,

and they have to replace their clear plastic ho-pumps 7 to 9 times a year.

They are : Money-hungry Exotic dancers.

“Hello, boys. We are dead inside”

Have a good time screwing these semen-buckets with your mind.

-

Belafonte

Please enjoy these pictures of Sophie Dee displaying the wrinkles of her asshole.

The links I posted go to my favorite Sophie Dee movies as always but you can rummage through ALL of Sophie’s movies here if you don’t like the ones I’ve picked out. All the links go to free porn rentals and free VOD minutes.

See ya later, masterbater</

yes, when I was 18 I lived with my mother, decided that college was for everyone except for me, and speant 14 hours a day sending AIM messages to friends that were away from their computers doing homework.

I ALSO TOOK A LOT OF BONG LOADS

MathewPerryL0vr (9:55:01 PM): hey yo
MathewPerryL0vr (9:56:40 PM): where are you brotha
MathewPerryL0vr (9:58:26 PM): yo yo yo … i just be getting mo’ blacker the longer you wait kid
MathewPerryL0vr (10:00:35 PM): .. alright my teeth are now plated in gold … there is a bitch sucking my nuts and i am breaking bottles of chrystal to relieve my boredom
MathewPerryL0vr (10:02:50 PM): .. ouch… sorry my little brother just ran over my toe with the custom-made bentley wheel chair i bought him
MathewPerryL0vr (10:04:18 PM): brb – i need to go and design a clothing line called “fat ho cake”
MathewPerryL0vr (10:09:14 PM): .. i am back – i hope you dont mind that i decided to bath in diamonds before i came back to the computer
MathewPerryL0vr (10:09:43 PM): .. i fucked elizabeth hurley too
MathewPerryL0vr (10:10:28 PM): oh no i spilled my cocaine all over the keyboard
MathewPerryL0vr (10:10:44 PM): .. oh well thats what vacuums are for i suppose
MathewPerryL0vr (10:13:52 PM): time to watch cheers
MathewPerryL0vr (10:14:08 PM): .. do you see how i went from being really black to being a washed up rocck star…
MathewPerryL0vr (10:14:18 PM): it’s a fine line my brother – a fine line

Clearly I also enjoyed Matthew Perry of the TV hit, “Friends”

- Angie