Wake up with Aria Giovanni :)

Aria Giovanni : Come get a taste of her sweater melons

All of the links in this post go to free rentals for my personal favorite Aria movies but some of the links go to lists of Aria movies so you can pick your own smut if you know what you like.

Happy Friday, Masturbaters.

Softcore Pics of Sophie Dee and Porn links

“Hello my name is Sophie Dee and I didn’t graduate highschool.”

Please enjoy these pictures of Sophie Dee displaying the wrinkles of her asshole.

The links I posted go to my favorite Sophie Dee movies as always but you can rummage through ALL of Sophie’s movies here if you don’t like the ones I’ve picked out. All the links go to free porn rentals and free VOD minutes.

See ya later, masterbater</

Quantum Creep

 

BAKULA: HOT PIECE or 50 YEAR OLD MAN THAT ONLY I AM ATTRACTED TO?

Here’s the thing, Scott Bakula deserves to be talked about at least once every 7 months . Sure, Quantum leap was over about 8 years ago and none of the actors have really done anything but fat lines of blow and low-budget made-for-TV movies since the series cancelation in 1996

BUT HEY, he’s Dr. Sam Beckett

and no one is bumpable like Dr. Sam Beckett .

He’s the kind of guy who would slip his hand around your neck and caress the soft spot behind your ear before looking at you as if to say, ” you are so fucking beautiful that looking at you makes me feel like our souls are dancing together in an ocean of love and chocolate”

Now, I am not completely sure which Learn to love your Partner instructional VHS this screen shot came from. All I can infer is that Dr. Sam Beckett is sensual and also hairier than any  generic, deadly half-man half-monster creature.

 

I will say that I saw  the BAK once at the Madrid on Sherman Way which is the kind of theater where the florescent marquee has 4 bulbs  burnt out and the ticket counter is jam-packed with hateful sickly looking he/shes that wear too much black eyeliner. 

My girlfriend and I were celebrating our 3 month anniversary by taking in  the sexually-charged, nazi song and dance spectacular:

CABARET.

Bakula was sitting in the lobby with 4 elitist boogers talking about how flat the singers were and how,” it was just so awful to sit through that wretched rendition of blablablablabla something else pretentious”  This experience made me decide that Scott Bakula is less of a 90’s babe and more of a washed up 2004 Snobberson McCock.

 

But just to put it out there…

I would blow his 50 year old dong.

  

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Romance and lesbianism…. and lusty dirty sexy thoughts

I LIKE LESBIANS WHO MAKE OUT ON CAMERA

Here you go-another reason to feel extremely single, lonely and pathetic or unsatisfied with the relationship that you’ve been ” getting around” to ending for the passed 4 and 1/2 years

FOR THE MEN: This is literally a video of a bunch of dignified actress types sucking face and lovin’ it. You will need a clean rag, some vaseline, and a lock on your door if you chose to watch

Youtube use and pussy-lover:AntinuousZoe titled this movie: BEST LESBIAN MOVIE SCENES EVER

BRB is an acronym for ” Be right back”…. and I will

GONE FISHIN’

BE BACK ON THE MOST MISERABLE AND DISAPPOINTING DAY OF THE WEEK:

MONDAY

or as I like to call it, ” The Day after copious amounts of alcohol, 4 visits to Denny’s, and 7 or 8 regrettable decisions”

and yes,

that text message you sent to your ex -girlfriend was THAT desperate and humiliating

see jew soon

- Belafonte

Wake up!

The best part of waking up is Folgers and some Cunt.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Sure they look like 12 year old boys but come on, it’s not your fault that your interests are  so unique. Enjoy a taste of the submissive, 4 foot 10, Asian fetish fantasy that awaits you below.

Now go on and have yourself a hard day of paperwork, impatient customers, and water cooler discussions about MTV’s The Hills.

Leave it to Beaver

 

IMPORTANT MESSAGE :

 I was busted by the internet vagina picture feds. Apparently Lindsay Lohan’s poon is public domain but other celebrities don’t want their labia on my blog.

You can find More degraded sluts exposing themselves on my new blog.

I thought we would end our  Wednesday by exposing and a humiliating a few of my favorite pantiless celebrities. There is nothing like flapping teenage vaj to take the edge off.

Try not to vomit when you see Lindsay Lohan’s roast beef. It’s been used and abused but it deserves a little respect.

 

 

- Belafonte

 

 

Belafonte’s favorite torpedos

1. Righty and Lefty

pictured above: Resident busty semen bucket, Brandy Taylor

2. Nip and Nap

pictured above: Porn star extraordinaire and out and out ho-bag, Gianna

3. The Blue-footed Booby

pictured above: rare Ecuadorian seabird known for it’s periwinkle footies.

4. Space ball and flying saucer

pictured above: Alien whore and violent sex soldier, Barbarella

5. Joey Lawrence

no explanation necessary

All links in this post go to Free Gianna and Brandy movies. Most of which you can buy new for $3.95.

YEAH, SERIOUSLY.

Wake Up!

For those of you who think coffee tastes like something that’s been sitting at the bottom of the L.A. river for 35 years, I have the next best wake me up.

PUSSY

Please enjoy these pictures of your very favorite woman that does bang bang for money and fame.