I love Brad Pitt with all of my heart, body, and soul. All of my being and everything that I am is in love with his chiseled jaw and washboard abs

but do you want to know what I love EVEN MORE than heart-throb ,do-it-machine Brad Pitt

Never having to see the movie Troy again for the rest of my life.

I have been dick-crazy obsessed with Brad Pitt ever since I bought Legends of the fall from the $5 DVD bin at Walmart last month. So, what have I been doing for the last 4 weeks?

buying every Brad Pitt movie that exists in our universe… including the epic shitfest: TROY

MAYBE if you are one of the many americans who suffers from a combination of blindness, deafness, and slight retardation- I recommend that you go to your local Blockbuster and rent Troy. ….otherwise save your seven dollars and do something equally entertaining .. such as changing all the lightbulbs in your house and waiting for them to burn out

I guess you can’t win them all.

But if you can sit through the 5 all star celebrities putting on phony english accents for the first 3 and 1/2 hours .. the sex scene is so hot it will make your nipples swell up and fall off.

Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express is going to make you laugh, cry, and then shit all over your panties because of all the laughing and crying you will be doing.

Now, this movie may not even be very good. I couldn’t tell you with certainty that it will change your life because I have never seen it. BUT I can telll you that I, along with 7 to 8 other very trustworthy people, believe that Judd Apatow is god and everything he makes is like a precious golden Pagasus.

WATCH THE TRAILER NOW

AND THEN SPEND 15% OF YOUR PAYCHECK ON A TICKET FOR TONIGHT’S MIDNIGHT SHOWING.

Romance and lesbianism…. and lusty dirty sexy thoughts

I LIKE LESBIANS WHO MAKE OUT ON CAMERA

Here you go-another reason to feel extremely single, lonely and pathetic or unsatisfied with the relationship that you’ve been ” getting around” to ending for the passed 4 and 1/2 years

FOR THE MEN: This is literally a video of a bunch of dignified actress types sucking face and lovin’ it. You will need a clean rag, some vaseline, and a lock on your door if you chose to watch

Youtube use and pussy-lover:AntinuousZoe titled this movie: BEST LESBIAN MOVIE SCENES EVER

GET UP STAND UP when you’re done with those dorritos

Attention: Men and women with extremely baggy pants, glow in the dark attire, and “a really AWESOME hand made piece from Cabo”

Get out your zig zags and turn on the black light.

It’s time to trip out.

Can you pass the Acid Test?

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince trailer

because young Lord Voldemort will reach down your throat and rip out your wizard-loving heart if you don’t pay $11.00 to watch his new movie.