Aria Giovanni Softcore Pics & links

Fatty Tots and low self-esteem: It’s what’s for dinner.

ARIA GIOVANNI

eat up.

All of the links in this post go to free rentals for my personal favorite Aria movies but some of the links go to lists of Aria movies so you can pick your own smut if you know what you like.

Happy Friday, Masturbaters.

Wake up with Aria Giovanni :)

Aria Giovanni : Come get a taste of her sweater melons

All of the links in this post go to free rentals for my personal favorite Aria movies but some of the links go to lists of Aria movies so you can pick your own smut if you know what you like.

Happy Friday, Masturbaters.

Quantum Creep

 

BAKULA: HOT PIECE or 50 YEAR OLD MAN THAT ONLY I AM ATTRACTED TO?

Here’s the thing, Scott Bakula deserves to be talked about at least once every 7 months . Sure, Quantum leap was over about 8 years ago and none of the actors have really done anything but fat lines of blow and low-budget made-for-TV movies since the series cancelation in 1996

BUT HEY, he’s Dr. Sam Beckett

and no one is bumpable like Dr. Sam Beckett .

He’s the kind of guy who would slip his hand around your neck and caress the soft spot behind your ear before looking at you as if to say, ” you are so fucking beautiful that looking at you makes me feel like our souls are dancing together in an ocean of love and chocolate”

Now, I am not completely sure which Learn to love your Partner instructional VHS this screen shot came from. All I can infer is that Dr. Sam Beckett is sensual and also hairier than any  generic, deadly half-man half-monster creature.

 

I will say that I saw  the BAK once at the Madrid on Sherman Way which is the kind of theater where the florescent marquee has 4 bulbs  burnt out and the ticket counter is jam-packed with hateful sickly looking he/shes that wear too much black eyeliner. 

My girlfriend and I were celebrating our 3 month anniversary by taking in  the sexually-charged, nazi song and dance spectacular:

CABARET.

Bakula was sitting in the lobby with 4 elitist boogers talking about how flat the singers were and how,” it was just so awful to sit through that wretched rendition of blablablablabla something else pretentious”  This experience made me decide that Scott Bakula is less of a 90’s babe and more of a washed up 2004 Snobberson McCock.

 

But just to put it out there…

I would blow his 50 year old dong.

  

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Good Night and Good Luck.. with celebrity nipples.

IMPORTANT MESSAGE :

I was busted by the internet vagina picture feds. Apparently Lindsay Lohan’s poon is public domain but other celebrities don’t want their labia on my blog.

You can find More degraded sluts exposing themselves on my new blog.

It’s that time of day.

The sun is going down and the fame whore nipples are going up. Please enjoy this collection of exposed sucky suck teets before you go home and enjoy a long overdue bong rip.

 

LIONS AND TIGERS AND TRASH, OH MY!

feel free to get a boner and leak semen all over your keyboard.

 

Wake up!

The best part of waking up is Folgers and some Cunt.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Sure they look like 12 year old boys but come on, it’s not your fault that your interests are  so unique. Enjoy a taste of the submissive, 4 foot 10, Asian fetish fantasy that awaits you below.

Now go on and have yourself a hard day of paperwork, impatient customers, and water cooler discussions about MTV’s The Hills.

Scags in my photobucket

This item is called: What the dick is this photo doing in my online photo album?

“Merry Christmas! We love chowing down on cold stiff cock!”

“oh yeah… and at least one of us will die tonight because blow is just too much fun!”

I am sure it was snowing all night for these girls.

- Belafonte

Tristen Ludlow

Before there was Brangelina,

There was dirty, rugged Tristen Ludlow and a curly haired brunette.

Crazed youtube fanatic, Ljay211986 remembers just as well as I do. So celebrate Wednesday by watching Brad Pitt hump away at Susannah’s virgin pocket. I am sure that Ljay211986 sync’d up the naked fun to a good-old fashioned Celine Dion tune that will naturally distract and confuse you so you might want to turn down the volume.