Wake up!

IMPORTANT MESSAGE :

I was busted by the internet vagina picture feds. Apparently Lindsay Lohan’s poon is public domain but other celebrities don’t want their labia on my blog.

You can find More degraded sluts exposing themselves on my new blog.

This morning I give you three rare pigment sensations with exposed chichi’s and

the need for some black tar Heroine.

SHAMELESS CARROT-TOPPED HOOKERS.

Now that you have a rock-hard cock and you want to blow your load in just about anything that has a freckley back and a wet hole, I advice you to “take a mean caca in the company bathroom”

Just make sure not to skizz on the bathroom wall. People notice that shit and it makes them feel strange and uncomfortable.

On the other hand, a splatter of your semen on the wall would take the heat off the chubby guy in accounting who puts his poop-poop paper in the waste basket instead of in the toilet.

It’s your call.

-Belafonte

Quantum Creep

 

BAKULA: HOT PIECE or 50 YEAR OLD MAN THAT ONLY I AM ATTRACTED TO?

Here’s the thing, Scott Bakula deserves to be talked about at least once every 7 months . Sure, Quantum leap was over about 8 years ago and none of the actors have really done anything but fat lines of blow and low-budget made-for-TV movies since the series cancelation in 1996

BUT HEY, he’s Dr. Sam Beckett

and no one is bumpable like Dr. Sam Beckett .

He’s the kind of guy who would slip his hand around your neck and caress the soft spot behind your ear before looking at you as if to say, ” you are so fucking beautiful that looking at you makes me feel like our souls are dancing together in an ocean of love and chocolate”

Now, I am not completely sure which Learn to love your Partner instructional VHS this screen shot came from. All I can infer is that Dr. Sam Beckett is sensual and also hairier than any  generic, deadly half-man half-monster creature.

 

I will say that I saw  the BAK once at the Madrid on Sherman Way which is the kind of theater where the florescent marquee has 4 bulbs  burnt out and the ticket counter is jam-packed with hateful sickly looking he/shes that wear too much black eyeliner. 

My girlfriend and I were celebrating our 3 month anniversary by taking in  the sexually-charged, nazi song and dance spectacular:

CABARET.

Bakula was sitting in the lobby with 4 elitist boogers talking about how flat the singers were and how,” it was just so awful to sit through that wretched rendition of blablablablabla something else pretentious”  This experience made me decide that Scott Bakula is less of a 90’s babe and more of a washed up 2004 Snobberson McCock.

 

But just to put it out there…

I would blow his 50 year old dong.

  

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Leave it to Beaver

 

IMPORTANT MESSAGE :

 I was busted by the internet vagina picture feds. Apparently Lindsay Lohan’s poon is public domain but other celebrities don’t want their labia on my blog.

You can find More degraded sluts exposing themselves on my new blog.

I thought we would end our  Wednesday by exposing and a humiliating a few of my favorite pantiless celebrities. There is nothing like flapping teenage vaj to take the edge off.

Try not to vomit when you see Lindsay Lohan’s roast beef. It’s been used and abused but it deserves a little respect.

 

 

- Belafonte

 

 

Scags in my photobucket

This item is called: What the dick is this photo doing in my online photo album?

“Merry Christmas! We love chowing down on cold stiff cock!”

“oh yeah… and at least one of us will die tonight because blow is just too much fun!”

I am sure it was snowing all night for these girls.

- Belafonte

Belafonte’s favorite torpedos

1. Righty and Lefty

pictured above: Resident busty semen bucket, Brandy Taylor

2. Nip and Nap

pictured above: Porn star extraordinaire and out and out ho-bag, Gianna

3. The Blue-footed Booby

pictured above: rare Ecuadorian seabird known for it’s periwinkle footies.

4. Space ball and flying saucer

pictured above: Alien whore and violent sex soldier, Barbarella

5. Joey Lawrence

no explanation necessary

All links in this post go to Free Gianna and Brandy movies. Most of which you can buy new for $3.95.

YEAH, SERIOUSLY.

Wake Up!

For those of you who think coffee tastes like something that’s been sitting at the bottom of the L.A. river for 35 years, I have the next best wake me up.

PUSSY

Please enjoy these pictures of your very favorite woman that does bang bang for money and fame.