My 90’s Man meat countdown
July 31, 2008 at 10:07 pm 2 comments
I am not one for grotesque man meat but give me A.C. Slater in a hypercolor muscle shirt and I will vomit from the excitement. Without further adeu,
MY FAVORITE 90’S BEEFCAKES:
10. “WHEN I TALK TO LAURA SHE CREAMS IN HER PANTIES BECAUSE I AM JUST SO DAMNED SMOOTH. “
STEFAN URQUELLE
9. “WE DON’T POUND EACH OTHER’S BUTTHOLES WE JUST LIKE TO WORK OUT A LOT AND WATCH SPORTS IN BETWEEN TEARIN’ UP THE PUSSY, OF COURSE”
A.C. SLATER
AND OUR FAVORITE PREPPY BED-WETTER,
ZACK MORRIS
8.”MY COCK IS THE SIZE OF A FUCKING KEILBASA AND I DEFINITELY WANT TO BANG YOU WITH IT”
MARKY MARK
7. DUMB-AS-A-ROCK
JOEY LAWRENCE
6. OUR VERY OWN LOW-RENT BATMAN..
ANGEL
5. SEXY SCIENTIST TYPE AND RESIDENT SOFT-SPOKEN GENTLEMAN
DR. SAM BECKET
4. THE BIGGEST AND THE BEST OF ALL MOTORCYCLE DRIVING, 40-YEAR-OLD HIGHSCHOOL STUDENTS
LUKE PERRY.
3. “MY VEST IS ALWAYS OPEN AND 40 YEAR OLD BITCHES LOVE THAT SHIT”
HERCULES
2. ALL THE WAY FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS,
PACEY WITTER
and finally our #1 tortured, ” I secretly never learned how to read and my home life is dog shit” 90’s babe……
JORDAN CATALLANO
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1. jen | August 1, 2008 at 7:38 am
Wow! I haven’t thought of Catallano in like 10 years.
He makes me want to do dirty things.
dirty dirty dirty things.
2. k mack | August 1, 2008 at 8:51 pm
i have the biggest afternoon 90’s boner ever!!